napoleon“There, comrades, is the answer to all our problems. It is summed up in four words – Mr Kobayashi’s Woodfire Grill. Mr. Kobayashi is the only real enemy we have.

“Mr. Kobayashi is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. Our labour tills the soil, our dung fertilises it, and yet there is not one of us that owns more than his bare skin. You cows that I see before me, how many thousands of gallons of milk have you given during this last year? And what has happened to that milk which should have been breeding up sturdy calves? Every drop of it has gone down the throats of our enemies. And you hens, how many eggs have you laid in this last year, and how many of those eggs ever hatched into chickens? The rest have all gone to market. And you, Clover, where are those four foals you bore, who should have been the support and pleasure of your old age? Each was sold at a year old – you will never see one of them again.

“Is it not crystal clear, then, comrades, that all the evils of this life of ours spring from the tyranny of Mr. Kobayashi? Only get rid of Mr. Kobayashi’s Woodfire Grill, and the produce of our labour would be our own. Almost overnight we could become rich and free. What then must we do? Why, work night and day, body and soul, for the overthrow of Mr. Kobayashi’s Woodfire Grill! That is my message to you, comrades: Rebellion! I do not know when that Rebellion will come, it might be in a week or in a hundred years, but I know, as surely as I see this straw beneath my feet, that sooner or later justice will be done!”

Mr Kobayashi’s Woodfire Grill. Serving lunch and dinner every day at AgoraFest.

Until the Revolution comes.